Showing posts with label kids jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids jokes. Show all posts
Great Funny Picture and Joke
Funny Joke
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
Fool Joke
Fool Joke
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"
The Sardars Celebrated.
Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"
The Sardars Celebrated.
Sardar Joke Great Funny
Sardar Joke Funny
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Baby Funny Picture
What's the difference between a baby and a fridge?
A fridge doesn't cry when you put your meat in it.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't have sex with a sandwich before I eat it.
Bird gif picture and joke
Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don't fly!
The Shopkeeper
The Shopkeeper
A shopkeeper goes to the police to say that he has been robbed. A shoplifter came into his shop, he says, opened a packet of biscuits and ate some of them. Then the man just walked out without paying.
The police find the man and bring him in.
"I've done nothing wrong," he says. "The packet said `25 per cent extra for free, so I just ate the ones that didn`t cost anything".
Pathan and Sardar Joke
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..
Kids Joke
Kids Joke
KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white .....!
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white...!!!
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white .....!
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white...!!!
Help Doctor!
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok , I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good,but....what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
How to Become Rich Funny
How to Become Rich
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
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