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The Shopkeeper

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The Shopkeeper

A shopkeeper goes to the police to say that he has been robbed. A shoplifter came into his shop, he says, opened a packet of biscuits and ate some of them. Then the man just walked out without paying.

The police find the man and bring him in.

"I've done nothing wrong," he says. "The packet said `25 per cent extra for free, so I just ate the ones that didn`t cost anything".

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Boy and Girl Joke

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A barber, a bald man and an absent minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me.
Jokes have been a part of human culture since at least 1900 BC

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Kids Joke

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                                       Kids Joke

                       KID :- Why some of ur hair are
                       white dad ?

                       DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
                       unhappy ,
                       one of his father's hair turns white .....!
                       KID :- Now understand why
                       grandpa's hairs are all white...!!!
 

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Not Knowing Her Well Funny joke

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                        Not Knowing Her Well

Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?
Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.

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