Showing posts with label Cute Funny Pictures and Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cute Funny Pictures and Jokes. Show all posts
Sexy Girl Dance
Ultimate Truth:
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girl go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
Great Funny Picture and Joke
Funny Joke
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
Baby Funny Picture
What's the difference between a baby and a fridge?
A fridge doesn't cry when you put your meat in it.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't have sex with a sandwich before I eat it.
Bird gif picture and joke
Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don't fly!
Study of Women
Study of Women
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.
85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married..
10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married..
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married..
10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married..
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
The Shopkeeper
The Shopkeeper
A shopkeeper goes to the police to say that he has been robbed. A shoplifter came into his shop, he says, opened a packet of biscuits and ate some of them. Then the man just walked out without paying.
The police find the man and bring him in.
"I've done nothing wrong," he says. "The packet said `25 per cent extra for free, so I just ate the ones that didn`t cost anything".
BUJI HUI CIAGRATE
BUJI HUI CIAGRATE
1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy. Laughing
Kids Joke
Kids Joke
KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white .....!
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white...!!!
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white .....!
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white...!!!
Help Doctor!
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok , I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good,but....what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
How to Become Rich Funny
How to Become Rich
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
Important Ring Funny Question
Question: What are the 3 important rings in life?
Ans: Engagement ring, weing ring, and suffering.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Funny English Joke - The Perfect Son
English Joke - The Perfect Son
Friend A: I have the perfect son.
Friend B: Does he smoke?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: Does he drink whiskey?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: Does he ever come home late?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Friend A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Girl or Boy
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
Kids Joke
A little boy asked his teacher one day, "Teacher do you punish people for things they don't do?"
The teacher replied, "No". The little boy said, "Good, because I did not do my homework".
Think 1 Minute
A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...
Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..
Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..
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And Doesn't ExiSts.. :D :D
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