Fool Joke
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"
The Sardars Celebrated.
Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"
The Sardars Celebrated.
Showing posts with label Ultimate Truths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ultimate Truths. Show all posts
Girl Before and After the Love
Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
.
After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too!
Lovely Girl 
Kinds of Sex Funny adult Joke
Four Kinds of Sex Funny Adult Joke :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
Study of Women
Study of Women
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.
85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married..
10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married..
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married..
10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married..
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
Adult Joke
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
The Shopkeeper
The Shopkeeper
A shopkeeper goes to the police to say that he has been robbed. A shoplifter came into his shop, he says, opened a packet of biscuits and ate some of them. Then the man just walked out without paying.
The police find the man and bring him in.
"I've done nothing wrong," he says. "The packet said `25 per cent extra for free, so I just ate the ones that didn`t cost anything".
Boy and Girl Joke
Jokes have been a part of human culture since at least 1900 BC
Kids Joke
Kids Joke
KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white .....!
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white...!!!
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white .....!
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white...!!!
Important Ring Funny Question
Question: What are the 3 important rings in life?
Ans: Engagement ring, weing ring, and suffering.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Funny English Joke - The Perfect Son
English Joke - The Perfect Son
Friend A: I have the perfect son.
Friend B: Does he smoke?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: Does he drink whiskey?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: Does he ever come home late?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Friend A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Molvi aur Halwa
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
ULTIMATE TRUTH
1.
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
2.
The road to success is always under construction ;-)
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