A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
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Sardar Joke Great Funny
Sardar Joke Funny
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Baby Funny Picture
What's the difference between a baby and a fridge?
A fridge doesn't cry when you put your meat in it.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't have sex with a sandwich before I eat it.
Bird gif picture and joke
Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don't fly!
Girl Before and After the Love
Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
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After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too!
Lovely Girl
Kinds of Sex Funny adult Joke
Four Kinds of Sex Funny Adult Joke :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
Study of Women
Study of Women
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.
85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married..
10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married..
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married..
10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married..
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
Adult Joke
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
The Shopkeeper
The Shopkeeper
A shopkeeper goes to the police to say that he has been robbed. A shoplifter came into his shop, he says, opened a packet of biscuits and ate some of them. Then the man just walked out without paying.
The police find the man and bring him in.
"I've done nothing wrong," he says. "The packet said `25 per cent extra for free, so I just ate the ones that didn`t cost anything".
Kids Joke
Kids Joke
KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white .....!
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white...!!!
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white .....!
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white...!!!
Sardar the great Joke
Sardar the Great jokes
1) When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive."
2) Man – Aapke kitne bachche hain.
Sardar – 13 hain.
Man – 13 Bachche.... Itne kaise ho gaye???
Sardar – Maine shaadi ke waqt apni patni ke baap se wada kiya tha ki use kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga.
3) Masterji: Kal school kyun nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi
1) When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive."
2) Man – Aapke kitne bachche hain.
Sardar – 13 hain.
Man – 13 Bachche.... Itne kaise ho gaye???
Sardar – Maine shaadi ke waqt apni patni ke baap se wada kiya tha ki use kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga.
3) Masterji: Kal school kyun nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi
Help Doctor!
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok , I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good,but....what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
How to Become Rich Funny
How to Become Rich
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
Important Ring Funny Question
Question: What are the 3 important rings in life?
Ans: Engagement ring, weing ring, and suffering.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Funny English Joke - The Perfect Son
English Joke - The Perfect Son
Friend A: I have the perfect son.
Friend B: Does he smoke?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: Does he drink whiskey?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: Does he ever come home late?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Friend A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Girl or Boy
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
Kids Joke
A little boy asked his teacher one day, "Teacher do you punish people for things they don't do?"
The teacher replied, "No". The little boy said, "Good, because I did not do my homework".
why didnt u receive my call
Fantastic answer for , Why didn't u receive my Call?
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I was dancing at my Ringtone...:p
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I was dancing at my Ringtone...:p
fighting for a seat in a bus
Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
Bus Conductor : The older one should sit her xP
Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty
Bus Conductor : The older one should sit her xP
Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty
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