Funny Pictures and Jokes

Pathan and Sardar Joke
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

                              Sardar the Great jokes

1) When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive."



2) Man – Aapke kitne bachche hain.
Sardar – 13 hain.
Man – 13 Bachche.... Itne kaise ho gaye???
Sardar – Maine shaadi ke waqt apni patni ke baap se wada kiya tha ki use kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga. 



3)  Masterji: Kal school kyun nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi

Sardat Ki ABC Funny
Banta class mein - Madam maine "abc" yaad karli..
Madam -ok, to sunao..
Banta - a b c d e f g h i j k l e m n o p q r s t u v w x y z.
Madam - Arre aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta - OK madam….

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saare apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayenge apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehte kyun ki yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaoge agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milenge itne achche apple
U for udhaar ki nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaa lo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekh ke apple
Z for zaraa sa aur khaalo apple