Ultimate Truth:
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girl go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

Funny Joke
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Fool Joke
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

Pathan and Sardar Joke
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

A barber, a bald man and an absent minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me.
Jokes have been a part of human culture since at least 1900 BC

                              Sardar the Great jokes

1) When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive."



2) Man – Aapke kitne bachche hain.
Sardar – 13 hain.
Man – 13 Bachche.... Itne kaise ho gaye???
Sardar – Maine shaadi ke waqt apni patni ke baap se wada kiya tha ki use kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga. 



3)  Masterji: Kal school kyun nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi

Sardat Ki ABC Funny
Banta class mein - Madam maine "abc" yaad karli..
Madam -ok, to sunao..
Banta - a b c d e f g h i j k l e m n o p q r s t u v w x y z.
Madam - Arre aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta - OK madam….

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saare apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayenge apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehte kyun ki yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaoge agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milenge itne achche apple
U for udhaar ki nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaa lo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekh ke apple
Z for zaraa sa aur khaalo apple

Girl Asks To Molvi - Funny-jokes

Girls asks 2 molvi can i kiss a man ?
Molvi : Astagfirullah

Girl : can i kiss boy ?
Molvi : Nauzubillah

Girls : can i kiss u
Molvi : BISMILLAH BISMILLAH

                                                                     Love You Baji  
                                             Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
                                             Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
                                             Pathan:
                                               “bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
                                              With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji

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         Molvi aur Halwa 
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

                 Pathan Joke
1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….
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