Bird gif picture and joke
 Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don't fly!

 
Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
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After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too!     
                 Lovely Girl                                   

Four Kinds of Sex Funny Adult Joke :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

  Emergency Joke
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

Pathan and Sardar Joke
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

A barber, a bald man and an absent minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me.
Jokes have been a part of human culture since at least 1900 BC

                                       Kids Joke

                       KID :- Why some of ur hair are
                       white dad ?

                       DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
                       unhappy ,
                       one of his father's hair turns white .....!
                       KID :- Now understand why
                       grandpa's hairs are all white...!!!

 

                              Sardar the Great jokes

1) When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive."



2) Man – Aapke kitne bachche hain.
Sardar – 13 hain.
Man – 13 Bachche.... Itne kaise ho gaye???
Sardar – Maine shaadi ke waqt apni patni ke baap se wada kiya tha ki use kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga. 



3)  Masterji: Kal school kyun nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi

Sardat Ki ABC Funny
Banta class mein - Madam maine "abc" yaad karli..
Madam -ok, to sunao..
Banta - a b c d e f g h i j k l e m n o p q r s t u v w x y z.
Madam - Arre aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta - OK madam….

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saare apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayenge apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehte kyun ki yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaoge agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milenge itne achche apple
U for udhaar ki nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaa lo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekh ke apple
Z for zaraa sa aur khaalo apple

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"Help!  Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"

                        Not Knowing Her Well

Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?
Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.

Girl Asks To Molvi - Funny-jokes

Girls asks 2 molvi can i kiss a man ?
Molvi : Astagfirullah

Girl : can i kiss boy ?
Molvi : Nauzubillah

Girls : can i kiss u
Molvi : BISMILLAH BISMILLAH

                   3 important rings
Question: What are the 3 important rings in life?
Ans: Engagement ring, weing ring, and suffering.
 Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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English Joke - The Perfect Son

Friend A: I have the perfect son.
Friend B: Does he smoke?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: Does he drink whiskey?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: Does he ever come home late?
Friend A: No, he doesn't.
Friend B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Friend A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

                                                     Girl or Boy
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

                                                    Kids Joke
A little boy asked his teacher one day, "Teacher do you punish people for things they don't do?"
      
      The teacher replied, "No". The little boy said, "Good, because I did not do my homework".

Ready Film  Dance "ding chika ding chika"

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Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..

Bus Conductor : The older one should sit her xP

Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty

If You Love Someone,
Fight For It
But If That Someone Loves Somebody Else
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Be A Soldier! Kill Them Both =D

                                                                     Love You Baji  
                                             Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
                                             Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
                                             Pathan:
                                               “bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
                                              With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji

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         Molvi aur Halwa 
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

                 Pathan Joke
1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….
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     (Think One Minute)
A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...
Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..
Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..
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And Doesn't ExiSts.. :D :D

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FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :

1.
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.

2.
The road to success is always under construction ;-) 
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Teacher: “Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved.”

Johnny: “Thank You”

Teacher: “Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!”

This picture show the true love of the two couples means Lovers. The picture is funny as well as romantic. everyone that watch this picture do not control him self and start laughing..!